Lists

what I would get these characters for Christmas
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this is not a static list
eating ice cream while walking in the rain not being afraid to make mistakes in public (like tripping or pushing a pull door) being true to myself not…
“It might’ve been Monopoly money though" - group walking down Houston at 12:11 am “I’m not here to play bitch” - person rounding the corner (sharply) of…
Tearing the pages of my dog-themed diary out of its spine and throwing them away out of embarrassment of the expression of my own feelings and desires…
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Naked Came I by David Weiss Children and Books May Hill Arbuthnot Ceremony of the Innocent by Taylor Caldwell Queens Have Died Young and Fair by James…
If they say “you’re out of my league,” “I’m so lucky,” or some other iteration of disbelief, then run! run! run! Remember that you are human and…
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What I would be like if I were vegan What Presidents do when they’re lonely The social equivalent of leaving your lover on read in the 1800s If small…
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the man who I thought was asking for directions, but actually did a 180 to tell me I was beautiful at 7:45am (I hadn’t even brushed my teeth yet) the…